EMO JOKES!!

- How do you kill an emo?
You put five of them in a room, then one of them wont have a corner to cry in.

- Why do most emos get grounded?
For stealing their sisters pants and eye liner.

- What do you tell an emo wearing girl pants?
Those would look better on your sister.

- How can you tell it's an emo guy hitting on you and not a regular dude?
Instead of asking for your phone number, he asks for your poetry blog.

- If a blonde and an emo jump off a bridge, who will drown first?
The blonde, from the emo's tears on the way down.

- What's the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.

- What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
Stop crying. You're stealing all of the negative attention.